Here is a house so bizarre, so broken in its design and execution that when Sims actually try and live in it the game just can’t cope.

Made by Aussie James Turner, it’s a hellish square of hedges and fences that asks Sims to travel 3700 squares just to “enter”. And once they get there, after a day’s worth of broken pathfinding and graphical seizures, they’re greeted by...a freezing cold swimming pool.

It is our working lives visualised, with the pool the sweet release of death.


Luke Plunkett is a Senior Editor based in Canberra, Australia. He has written a book on cosplay, designed a game about airplanes, and also runs

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