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'Shop Contest: Monoliths, Winners!

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Monoliths! Remember those? Yeah, over the last few weeks they were popping up around the world. Strange. However, the world moved on and now we are the last ones left, to kick this dead horse for a bit more comedy. ‘Tis the ‘Shop Contest way.

Our winning image this week comes from... Kerning! It’s a repeat victory. Someone update the ‘Shop Contest wiki, which I assume exists.

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Y’know, I’m so over monoliths. They are so late November. I mean, look at this Wikipedia list of all the monoliths. That’s too many. I’m bored of them now. Someone needs to start installing pyramids around the world. That could be fun. Someone get on that. (And someone get on the wiki too.)

Anyway, you can check out the original post to see all the entries, but here are some of my favorites.

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RealMFresh wins the award for “Best Festivus Pole”
RealMFresh wins the award for “Best Festivus Pole”
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rising_son picks up the award for “Better Than A Fire Emblem Character.”
rising_son picks up the award for “Better Than A Fire Emblem Character.”
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sciteach gets the award for “Best Reflection”
sciteach gets the award for “Best Reflection”
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edregis snags the award for “Least Played And Seen Monolith.”
edregis snags the award for “Least Played And Seen Monolith.”
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Mighty receives the award for “Heaviest Sword.”
Mighty receives the award for “Heaviest Sword.”
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No award for MonoArtan. instead, I just want to point out how wild this image is. If you locked me in a room for 20 years and made me come up with a new photo using this monolith each day, I would still not make this. I love it!
No award for MonoArtan. instead, I just want to point out how wild this image is. If you locked me in a room for 20 years and made me come up with a new photo using this monolith each day, I would still not make this. I love it!
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NP2020 wins the award for “No Gods, No Kings, Only Monoliths.”
NP2020 wins the award for “No Gods, No Kings, Only Monoliths.”
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Arai-the fly on the wall nabs the award for “Most Evil Monolith.”
Arai-the fly on the wall nabs the award for “Most Evil Monolith.”
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Badonkagronk gets the award for “Best indie Monolith.”
Badonkagronk gets the award for “Best indie Monolith.”
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And finally, Silver6Kraid wins the award for “Biggest Xbox... for now.”
And finally, Silver6Kraid wins the award for “Biggest Xbox... for now.”
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That’s it for this week’s contest! If your creation didn’t win, don’t worry! There’s always tomorrow when I’ll be back with a new ‘Shop Contest. And you can check out all our previous winners here!