Imagine Agent 47 singing that “Take me to CHURCH!” song.
Imagine Agent 47 singing that “Take me to CHURCH!” song.

Agents: this week it is your task to show your co-worker 47 what it is like to “have a good time.” That’s right, it is Agent 47's vacation week, and I want him to see the sights.


Agent 47 of Hitman fame is no stranger to world travel, but I think he might be a complete stranger to just sitting down and having a good time. We’re taking him on vacation this week. As you can see above, I think that 47 might like a little bit of religious tourism. After spending all of those years living in a church in Sicily, I think that 47 probably likes to do a little bit of comparative religious study in his spare time.

You might not think so, though, so your task this week is to send Agent 47 on vacation. No guns, no explosives. Just sun, fun, and maybe some nightlife. Let this guy have a good time!


To help you on your path, I have created a “sneaking Agent 47" .PNG that you can jam down in the corners of your image. After all, he’s the kind of guy who likes to scope out some fun first. Feel free to use whatever image of Agent 47 you like, though.

Illustration for article titled Shop Contest: Agent 47s Vacation

Next week I will choose a winner and some honorable mentions. As always, good luck Agents.

Please note that the image submissions rules have changed just a little bit. We’re looking for images that are 800 pixels wide now!

How To Submit — Instructions

1. Create your ‘Shop and save it to your desktop. Images must be at least 800 pixels wide.

2. Go to the bottom of this post

3. This brings up a comment window. Click “Choose file” if you’re uploading your ‘shop from your desktop

4. Alternatively, you can upload the ‘Shop to a free image hosting service. I suggest imgur. Then paste the image’s URL into the field that says “Image URL.” Note: this must be the URL of the image itself, not the page where it is displayed. That means the URL ends in .jpg, .gif, .png, whatever.

5. Add editorial commentary and hit submit and your image will load. If it doesn’t, upload the image to imgur and paste the image URL as a comment. I will look at it.

6. Large-size images may not upload properly, though we have seen some animated .gifs upwards of 5 MB. If you’re still having trouble uploading the image, try to keep its longest dimension (horizontal or vertical) under 1000 pixels, or the whole thing under 2 MB.

I've played all of the Baldur's Gate games. Weekend Editor.

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