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Sexy Mario’s a-Back, Ready To Play Some Sexy Tennis

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Because the world always needs more Sexy Mario, the big man in the overalls is back, this time with some super hawt Tennis shots.

https://kotaku.com/its-a-me-sexy-mario-5917634

I’m not sure this quite outdoes the “mouthing of the tiny question mark cube,” but the one with the balls and racquet is… erm, appealing. I guess.

Sexy Mario [Facebook, thanks Jim!]

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