It's-a Me, Sexy Mario

PublishedJune 12, 2012

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If you thought porn star Ron Jeremy was the only sexy Mario, you are wrong. There are other Marios, sexy Marios who like to preen and pose for the camera in overalls and with mushrooms and fireballs. Hot.

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Say hello to this sexy Mario, who goes under the clever nickname "Sexy Mario".

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Sexy Mario [Facebook Thanks, Stephen!]

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