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It's-a Me, Sexy Mario

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If you thought porn star Ron Jeremy was the only sexy Mario, you are wrong. There are other Marios, sexy Marios who like to preen and pose for the camera in overalls and with mushrooms and fireballs. Hot.

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Say hello to this sexy Mario, who goes under the clever nickname "Sexy Mario".

All the photos are work safe. That being said, you'll probably never look at a question box the same.

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Sexy Mario [Facebook Thanks, Stephen!]

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Kinda sucks that there's no Marvel's The Avengers movie tie-in game yet, now I have to use this Sexy Mario as an excuse to bring this adult parody up.