SexBox, The Adults Only Gaming Console Is Coming

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Finally, we adults may have a console to call our own, one on which we can enjoy adult situations, adult language and adult movies. Silicon Xtal Corporation has filed a trademark for SexBox, a console dedicated to Adults Only entertainment.


Silicon Xtal Corporation, an integrated circuit and passive component manufacturer, has filed for the SexBox trademark for a "Video Gaming System Console comprised of computer hardware with unique user controls which plays interactive Adult Only rated (AO) video game software titles." Considering there's not much in the way of AO rated titles, we're thankful for its other proposed capabilities.

According to the trademark filed with the US Patent and Trademark Office, dug up by Siliconera, the SexBox would have "proprietary software and firmware that provides access to associated AO content and entertainment in all other digital forms."

By that, they mean "audio, video, HDTV, DVD, online, gaming, social networking, webcams, video on demand, downloading, movie rentals, purchases, stores, advertising, interactive adult communities, massive multiplayer online games and emerging markets in one or any combination of these and more as technology evolves." Basically every digital avenue through which one can enjoy porn.

That "console" may also let players enjoy ultra-violent fare like Manhunt 2, but I'm guessing that's not really the point.

Despite the headline, we'll be somewhat surprised if a SexBox is actually ever released, especially in any form resembling a "console" and without a lawsuit from Microsoft. But we're checking in with the folks at SXC to see if we can get official confirmation and to see if they have any loaners.

SexBox [USPTO via Siliconera]


Crash McCloud

Yeah I'm going to stick with my girlfriend. No porn here please.

Honestly would you rather have a girlfriend or spend $500 to watch and play porn games?