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Kotaku once posted shit white people say to Asians, and today, we're posting shit foreigners say in Japan—and shit they never say.

These parody clips were done by Japan-based improv group "Pirates of Tokyo Bay."

Video: Sh*t Gaijin Never Say [Japan Probe]