I know they’re not actually getting this excited about car soccer, but a man can dream.

thumbstickathletes has put together a collection of great Rocket League moments paired with some decidedly enthusiastic soccer announcers doing commentary and the results are great.

How many copies does Rocket League have to sell so that Psyonix can legitimately teach these announcers the ins and outs of car soccer? I’m half-serious here.

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