This week’s batch of reviews proves that no site covers games prominently featuring women named Kasumi like Kotaku. Which Kasumi-starring experience, Mass Effect 2: Kasumi – Stolen Memory or Dead or Alive Paradise, did we dislike less? Find out!
iPad Review: Is This A Capable Gaming System?
In which Mike Fahey feels the magic of Apple’s new miracle pad.
https://kotaku.com/ipad-review-is-this-a-capable-gaming-system-5508976
Heavy Rain Chronicles: The Taxidermist Micro-Review: Let’s Try That again
In which Stephen Totilo gets stuffed on a new downloadable episode and uses the phrase “marvelous narrative chemistry set.”
https://kotaku.com/heavy-rain-chronicles-the-taxidermist-micro-review-le-5509736
Dead or Alive Paradise Review: A Bikini Toll
In which I bemoan breast physics and a lack of Pokemon Snap appeal.
https://kotaku.com/dead-or-alive-paradise-review-a-bikini-toll-5510783
America’s Test Kitchen: Let’s Get Cooking Review: Top Chef
In which Brian Crecente further entrenches himself as Kotaku’s resident cooking software expert. Sucker!
https://kotaku.com/americas-test-kitchen-lets-get-cooking-review-top-che-5512469
Mass Effect 2: Kasumi – Stolen Memory Micro-Review: Boredom Amongst Thieves
In which Luke Plunkett goes on an art heist that’s minutes short and months late.
https://kotaku.com/mass-effect-2-kasumi-stolen-memory-micro-review-bor-5513103
