To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Do Not Email Me About Buying an iPed

Sorry you don't get a long weekend! But take comfort in the knowledge that I plan to spend as much of this weekend and Monday as possible cooking food outside and drinking beer.

Ps. Any idea where I can pick up an iPed?

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