It's not just that UFC glitches are hilarious—it's that the commentary would have to match the absurdity. I'd love to watch real UFC commentators trying to process actual UFC fighters glitching the hell out.
Alas! Narrated glitches of the UFC games by Tommy Toe Hold will have to do:
"It's not like he can just phase through the fencing!" "Aaaand he's phasing through the fencing."
ROGAN AND GOLDBERG COMMENTATE EA UFC GLITCHES 2!!! [Tommy Toe Hold]