With the possible exception of Prince Ali (possibly not his real name), Disney Princes would be terrible people in real life, as BuzzFeed demonstrates.

Watching this I've begun to realize just how much of a negative influence Disney movies have had on my life. They've planted unrealistic notions in my head, which I'm going to go ahead and blame for the entirety of my first marriage. Thanks a lot, Disney.

Again, the only vaguely redeemable one is Aladdin, and only because I firmly believe the world needs more spontaneous musical numbers, and if we've got to steal the odd car or two to make it happen, so be it.