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What Your Overwatch 2 Skin Says About You: Brutal Callout Edition

What Your Overwatch 2 Skin Says About You: Brutal Callout Edition

Forget your main, what skin you put on your Overwatch 2 character tells me everything I need to know

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When Overwatch 2 was announced as the not-so-sequel-sequel to the original 2016 first-person shooter, the first thing most players wondered was, “What about my skins?”

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The hero shooter, which offered players loot boxes they could earn or pay for before (rather controversially) swapping over to a free-to-play battle pass model for the sequel, has a litany of skins for its extensive cast of characters that people have grown quite fond of over the years. Luckily, any skin you earned/bought in Overwatch 1 carried over to Overwatch 2.

Read More: Overwatch 2 Tweak Lets Players Earn Skins For Free Again, But There’s A Catch

Whether it’s a skin so rare that rumors consistently crop up about its return, a skin that shows off your Overwatch League allegiance, or just a downright gorgeous cosmetic, Overwatch skins are an integral part of the game. They say a lot about the players donning them: their skill level, their personal beliefs, maybe even their identities. They’ll tell you if someone is willing to shell out $20 for a very pretty skin (guilty), or if they’re determined to only earn their skins the old-fashioned way. A player struggling to play a high-skill DPS character while donning their default skin is clearly trying something new, while a Genji flipping and dashing around the map in a Pacific All-Stars skin is going to annihilate you.

So, what does your Overwatch 2 skin say about you?

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Blackwatch Moira

Blackwatch Moira

Blackwatch Moira skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You have Moira’s gold weapons, you want to show them off, you hate that half of her skins obscure them with her billowy sleeves. You may be a one-trick.

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Pink Mercy

Pink Mercy

The infamous pink Mercy skin in Overwatch
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’ve been a Mercy main since the game launched, and you happily donated the $15 to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation back in 2018 to get the skin that everyone goes rabid over because Blizzard never released it again. (“It means you are babygirl,” – Ash Parrish, The Verge reporter and former Kotaku staff writer)

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Nutcracker Zenyatta

Nutcracker Zenyatta

Muselk

You have a dirty mind and equipped his golden weapon skin as well just so you can say you have given people “the golden nut.” – Isaiah Colbert, staff writer

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Maestro Sigma

Maestro Sigma

Maestro Sigma Skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You keep your shoes on in the house. – Kenneth Shepard, staff writer

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Tropical Baptise

Tropical Baptise

Baptiste's Summer Games 2020 skin
Image: Blizzard

You have good taste in men. – KS (And btw Baptiste is queer now).

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Alien Zarya

Alien Zarya

Alien Zarya skin in Overwatch
Image: Blizzard / Kotaku

You are a red flag. This skin resulted in Blizzard no longer making skins for OWL MVPs because the player it was designed for was accused of sexual assault. Don’t wear this.

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Officer D.Va

Officer D.Va

Officer D.Va skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You think that all cops are good cops.

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Scarecrow Junkrat

Scarecrow Junkrat

Scarecrow Junkrat skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’re a devious little gremlin, a duplicitous little freak. I fear you may not have great hygiene habits.

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Cote D’Azur Widowmaker

Cote D’Azur Widowmaker

Cote D’Azur Widowmaker skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

We get it, you like upskirts.

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Crab Hammond

Crab Hammond

Crustacean Hammond skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You revel in the bizarre, in the uncanny. You love a practical Star Wars puppet. You’re a little annoying.

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Cupid Hanzo

Cupid Hanzo

Cupid Hanzo skin in Overwatch 2
Image: Blizzard

You’re slutty and you know it. – KS

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Star Sheep Orisa

Star Sheep Orisa

Star Sheep Orisa skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You took one look at this skin and its fluffy little cloud details, glowing sun midsection, and shimmery galaxy core and pissed away $20 without even batting an eyelash. You’re a sucker. You’re me.

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Strike Commander Morrison or Blackwatch Reaper

Strike Commander Morrison or Blackwatch Reaper

Strike Commander Morrison Soldier: 76 skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’re gay and you think you can fix them. – KS

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Overwatch League Skins

Overwatch League Skins

Kiriko and Junker Queen's free OWL skins
Image: Blizzard

You have a favorite team, you rep them hard, and every game is like the OWL finals. Scrubs are not welcome. You’re sweaty as hell.

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BlizzCon Skins

BlizzCon Skins

Winston BlizzCon 2017 skin
Image: Blizzard

You’re a Blizzard stan and have been for years. You could only get some of these (like the BlizzCon 2017 Winston skin pictured above) by attending the con in-person. That’s dedication.

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Totally ‘80s Zarya

Totally ‘80s Zarya

Totally ‘80s Zarya skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

Overwatch gave you one good skin for your best girl and you’ll be damned if you don’t flaunt it. – IC

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Black or White Cat D.Va

Black or White Cat D.Va

White Cat D.Va skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You have more than one cat.

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Noire Widowmaker

Noire Widowmaker

The rare Noire Widowmaker skin in Overwatch
Image: Blizzard

You had a good feeling about this newfangled Overwatch game back in 2016, so you pre-ordered it. You have good instincts. (Someone is currently listing an un-used pre-order skin code for $349 on eBay).

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Soccer or Hockey Lucio

Soccer or Hockey Lucio

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Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You like sports, not just esports.

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Dragon Symmetra

Dragon Symmetra

Dragon Symmetra skin
Image: Blizzard

You are beautiful and dangerous.

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Riot Shield Brigitte

Riot Shield Brigitte

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You don’t understand why people would destroy the windows of a CVS after cops kill people. You just wish they’d protest peacefully.

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One Punch Man Skins

One Punch Man Skins

Kiriko One Punch Man skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

Weeb.

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Magni Torbjorn

Magni Torbjorn

Magni Torbjorn skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You love Norse mythology and The Lord of the Rings. You can’t stay quiet when the part where Viggo Mortensen breaks his foot comes on in The Two Towers.

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Dark Wolf Hanzo

Dark Wolf Hanzo

Dark Wolf Hanzo skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’re a menace.

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Cabana Ana

Cabana Ana

Cabana Ana skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You love a piña colada, a good romance novel, and telling kids to stop running by the pool.

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Cyber Demon Genji

Cyber Demon Genji

Cyber Demon Genji skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You need healing and you’re not swapping.

 


If you have any additions you think deserve a spot on this list, drop them in the comments!

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Update 04/06/2023 at 11:14 a.m. ET: Updated to clarify availability of Overwatch skins.

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