Pretty Sure Anything Tastes Good Fried

To: Crecente
From: Ashcraft
RE: A Sad Passing

Terribly sorry to hear about your colleague. My condolences to his family.

Tonight's dinner was eggplant. I hate eggplant. Eggplant is disgusting — it's purple. (Yeah, so are grapes, but still.) Though, the eggplant dish tonight was fried eggplant with cheese. It was heavenly. I'm pressed to think of a single food that would be disgusting fried — save for fruits.

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