To: Crecente From: Bashcraft RE: Packing, Packing, Packing Went to watch my kid's soccer practice. One of the other little kids crapped in his pants (again!) and a large turd was spotted on the gymnasium floor. After the soccer coach removed the turd with tissues, everyone made sure there weren't any more undiscovered poop — parents, too. Shoes were checked as well, and yes, one poor girl unfortunately made a misstep. What you missed last night New Campaign, Characters Coming to The Force Unleashed Metallica Drummer On Sound Quality Stink, Blames Internet Is 'Piktura' The New Pikmin For The New Nintendo DS? Meet Nintendo's Newest Piece Of Hardware Gears Isn't A Game. It's A Platform. OK? Rock Band AC/DC Confirmed, But For Wal-Mart Only Sony Booth Will Have 14 Unannounced Titles Playable At TGS Here, Your Bionic Commando Box Art
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This reminded me of the time someone filled the tube slide at my elementry school playground with shit. Every recess someone would forget and would get ready to go down the slide but one whiff and they fell over backwards.