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Pokemon Teaches Your Children To Worship Satan

Pokémon, plural, turn kids into devil. They are monsters. And there's stabbing and shootings, too! Maybe it has something to do with the dark realm?

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Going by hairdos, this looks to be from the late 1990s or the turn of the century.

Still remember that even with the passage of time certain things still hold true — such as that demons take pokémon seriously. So does Satan. Oh, and some of you cannot go to heaven. Sorry!

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And people wonder why the church is spinning into a irrelvant death spin that is failed to reach out to the same people who Jesus told them to.

Parents and misguided preachers burning children's toys and whatnot have done a better job at driving people away from God then Satan ever could. GG. I hope Mr Pastor realizes that the same book he's preaching from and twisting all around to fit his message also states that he will have to account for this idiotic behavior before God. And I don't think he's gonna be pleased.