Today’s Kotaku Splitscreen is made just the way you like it: heavy on the Fahey and the Final Fantasy.

First, Kirk regales us with stories from his backpacking adventures before settling down with me to talk Destiny 2 soccer (9:58), Mass Effect: Andromeda’s lack of DLC (15:43), and Zelda’s new content (24:44). Then we bring on Kotaku’s Mike Fahey (33:50) to talk Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood, Final Fantasy XII, and other JRPG nonsense. Finally, Kirk and I reconvene to tell our Kotaku origin stories (1:00:53).

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