There are awesome ways to start your morning, but they probably aren't jampacked into just three minutes, like this Dead Island re-enactment from Chris Cropper's Going Nowhere Show.
It gets everything right about the zombie survival game, from the HUD to quest-giving to—wait, can you really blow up an exploding barrel with a plastic coat hanger?
Tipster Jeffrey G. gleaned this piece of wisdom from viewing it: "If you wanna survive any disaster, never choose/trust someone with the name 'Larry.'"
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