Dragon Ball Xenoverse isn't even out yet in America. That, however, hasn't stopped people from tearing the Japanese version to pieces and reassembling it into, well... whatever this is.

The main culprit behind these faster-than-a-speeding-Goku mods is Melpontro. Speaking of Goku, I imagine these ridiculous giganto-pants—what I imagine would happen if MC Hammer learned the kaio-ken technique—might hamper that speed a little:

And then there's this video, in which everybody's had a Sonic The Hedgehog character (or two or three or four) stuffed under their skin like a haphazardly cased pillow:

Nightmarish. Two standout portions of my childhood flesh-knit into one. May they find the swift death they almost certainly seek in battle, or by way of a nice person with a really big gun.

In seriousness, though, this is pretty impressive in its own kind of way. For one, Dragon Ball Xenoverse just launched in Japan, and for two these mods were apparently made using the game's Xbox 360 version—not the PC version like you might expect.

So... bravo? But also shame. Shaaaaaaaaame on you for giving these contorted creatures life.

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