Hello! This week we get a nice birthday gift from Mads Mikkelsen, eat an apple in front of an apple Pokemon, watch the trailer for a new Half-Life game, wish for a double jump and get ready to beat the shit out of Pennywise.
Great Kotaku Content From The Past Week
https://kotaku.com/stop-wasting-my-time-and-just-give-me-the-double-jump-1839979222
The first time I found a taller than usual pillar with stuff on top I knew I was going to get a double jump and I was bummed I didn’t already have it.
https://kotaku.com/activision-blizzards-ceo-doesnt-think-its-games-should-1839950806
You should probably stop making war games then…
https://kotaku.com/death-stranding-has-an-oddly-adorable-birthday-easter-e-1839965944
Mads wishing me, ME, happy birthday is the best birthday gift I’ve ever gotten from a video game character before.
I prefer the new shows, personally.
Tweets!
Oh my god I'm sorry pic.twitter.com/e7oFCz2NmM
— Peppurrmint Latte ❄️ (@Purriwinkle) November 18, 2019
I want you to watch what happened to the last apple who dared to disobey me.
twitter did someone want a touchbar tamagotchi? pic.twitter.com/Z44uxbOtge
— Grace (@gracecondition) November 18, 2019
Touchbars are only cool if you are using them to play games.
These are the two funniest paragraphs to ever be put together pic.twitter.com/5dI4d88HBw
— K⬝O⬝B⬝L⬝D interactive multiplayer (@kobldexe) November 19, 2019
She was a wonderful woman who did a lot of good things and now you can honor her life by getting this SWEET looking theme for your PS4.
https://twitter.com/embed/status/1196703101610340352
Pennywise is a good friend.
News
Borderlands 3 Update Finally Makes Menus Less Sluggish
Some People Who Pre-Ordered Stadia Say They Still Can’t Access It
Half-Life: Alyx Takes Place Between Half-Life 1 And Half-Life 2
Toyota Is Ending Its Weird Holdout From Racing Games
Epic Finally Releases Fortnite Patch Notes
The Outer Worlds Gets A Bigger Text Mode
Pokémon Sword And Shield Are Making Some TVs Shut Off
Twitch Streamer Gives Away $5,000 After Failing To Catch Shiny Pokémon In 15 Hours
Trailers And Videos You May Have Missed
I can’t believe this is real.
Is this a trailer for a Black Friday sale…? What?
This might be one of the worst “Old people trying to hip” trailers I’ve ever seen.
