Paula Deen's New Game Commercial Is Totally Batshit

"Are you ready to have some fun? " asks Paula Deen, as the rest of the world slowly backs away.

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Paula Deen now has a video game, and it's called Paula Deen's Recipe Quest. It's a match-3 game because, of course, it's a match-3 game. She has also produced a "commercial" for it:

There are so many great things about this commercial. What's up with the terrible aspect ratio?

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Is it just me, or are there some sexual undertones to this video?

I'm feeling a little uncomfortable. Maybe it's time to end this story.

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AHHH! You scared me, Paula. Doesn't it feel like she's staring right at you?

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Stop it, Paula.

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NO.

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This isn't funny anymore.

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I'M GOING HOME.

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