Destiny is fun and all, but you know what it really needs? Paul McCartney's hologram flailing his arms while a group of guardians sits in a semi-circle, peacefully contemplating what it means to be human.

Fortunately, McCartney's got us covered, thanks to this hilariously corny music video that combines mawkish pop music with some of the silliest hologram usage we'll ever see. Nothing about this video really works—not McCartney's soulless crooning; not the preposterous hologram flickering; and definitely not the idea of Destiny characters relaxing on hostile planets like Mars and Venus as they groove out to some hardcore Paul McCartney.

I can't believe someone thought this was a good idea.