The Overwatch League is gearing up for its inaugural season in 2018. All of the 12 teams competing in the new esports league have been announced, backed by familiar sports names like Patriots owner Bob Kraft and Mets owner Jeff Wilpon. Some of these names are fun and good; others less so. Here they are, ranked from best to worst:
1. London Spitfire
2. Seoul Dynasty
3. Philadelphia Fusion
4. Florida Mayhem
5. Houston Outlaws
6. Shanghai Dragons
7. Dallas Fuel
8. Los Angeles Gladiators
9. Los Angeles Valiant
10. San Francisco Shock
11. Boston Uprising
12. Getting hit by a car on Oasis
13. New York Excelsior
Update: We’ve added the Florida Mayhem and LA Gladiators after their franchise announcements today.