”Calm down, this isn’t Overwatch League”

As a comp-only Overwatch player, if you’re looking to play the game casually there are lobbies for that. You can queue up for open or role-locked Quick Play games, dick around in Mystery Heroes, or find some custom games like the one that mimics the 6v6 layout of the original Overwatch. Just don’t come into my competitive matches refusing to swap off a character you’re learning, or standing AFK for long periods at a time because you’re in the middle of dinner. Do that in the silly, fun lobbies, NOT HERE. And if I bring up to you that you’re messing with my already dwindling rank, do not tell me, a woman, to calm down.