The Dating Sim

Everybody wants to kiss Overwatch characters. That’s why, even with dwindling player counts, its heroes are still at the top of Pornhub’s video game searches in 2023. Blizzard finally caved and gave our thirsty asses a dating sim called Loverwatch. The visual novel didn’t let you date every hero, but if you’ve got the hots for Mercy or Genji, boy, it was time to go to town. It was playable in browsers from February 13 to 28, and while it isn’t active at the moment, the website implies it will come back. Perhaps next Valentine’s Day, we’ll see Loverwatch return with new routes to explore. Let me kiss Baptiste, Blizzard. — KS