Amazing.
Until this point, the only things tempting me to Oregon were seeing a Timbers game live, baking something British with Kirk Hamilton and the fact it’s the name of one of the best Clutch songs.
That was before I knew the state was actually a Miyazaki fever dream.
There’s a whole website of this stuff. I love it so much. Let’s all go to Oregon.
DISCUSSION
Oregon is horrible. Do not come here. Certaintly do not move here. You won’t like it. It’s horrible. Nobody should move here.