Oh No Steve

Gif: Nintendo

Minecraft’s Steve went live in Smash Bros. Ultimate overnight, and yup, no problems there. None whatsoever.


Enough beating around the block: Steve looks like he’s got a massive boner every time he wins a match. He’s actually just holding a hunk of, well, meat at a weird angle, but the way the camera zooms in at the end it just looks like a big, low-res dick.

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Screenshot: Nintendo

Players noticed immediately, because I mean how could you not?

Well, apparently the folks over at Nintendo and Microsoft didn’t. Or maybe their minds are just a 100 times purer than everyone else’s.

Correction: Steve is holding his meat in the victory screen, not a pickaxe.

Kotaku staff writer. You can reach him at ethan.gach@kotaku.com


Probably A Bad Person, Too

that is clearly a pork chop, not a pickaxe