Here’s a Squirtle cushion that’s about as phallic as they come.

This incarnation of the popular Water type was apparently spotted in Indonesia. I’ve seen Squirtle cushions before, but I’ve never quite seen one that looks like this!

It looks even worse when isolated:


No, this is worse. Much worse.

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