Now For Some Beautiful Grand Theft Auto Poetry

Here is a beautiful idea. An idea involving writing down the off-hand stuff people will mutter at a TV screen while playing video games, and turning it into literature.

This is Reb Day, who in addition to singing catchy pop tunes also has no idea why she’s being shot at:

If you’re on mobile and can’t see those properly, here they are:

I would buy an entire book of these. Especially if it also included chapters on Street Fighter and Mario Kart.