Mario and Link are pretty psyched about Nintendo's promise to be more "inclusive" in future games.
Last night's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver discussed Nintendo's recent apology for not including gay marriage in the upcoming 3DS game Tomodachi Life. "We pledge that if we create a next installment in the Tomodachi series," Nintendo wrote, "we will strive to design a game-play experience from the ground up that is more inclusive, and better represents all players."
Oliver's take is like all of your best/worst fanfiction brought to life. Skip ahead to 1:41 for the interesting parts.