Like Sands Through the Hourglass, So Are the Fake Games of Our Lives

This week, Days of Our Lives joined stock photography services in the business of presenting unrealistically attractive people playing bullshit video games. What is this, Angry Birds X Call of Duty for the Xbox 360?

Furthermore, what the hell is that guy playing the game on? A Curtis Mathes console TV from 1976?

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