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Mortal Kombat Doctors Are Miracle Workers

No matter how many times I've torn Johnny Cage in half, he keeps coming back. The Warp Zone gives us a look at the men behind the de-mutilation.


In less violent fighting games it's pretty easy to imagine Ryu or Ken taking to the sidelines for a couple of days to nurse their wounds. Maybe have a spa day. No spa day can replace a ripped out spine. If I ever opened a day spa, that would be our motto.

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Ogre Jehosephatt

"Heh, yeah, he punches people in the dick."