Despite the failure of the Xbox brand in Japan, Microsoft is on the right track with Sanrokumaru, the console’s mascot in the region.
He can throw a baseball, he can fix giant robots, but while he’s amusing us, he’s obviously not doing a good enough job in Japan. Because his job is to sell consoles, not amuse us.
https://kotaku.com/maybe-the-greatest-baseball-pitch-youll-see-today-5545941/
Let us help you, then, Microsoft Japan. Because we care. Sanrokumaru needs to stop doing chores and playing sports and start being a little meaner. Or manlier. Or both. Maybe you should look to the big screen for inspiration?
