We've been running this contest throughout the past month or so, so I think it's about time to announce who the new king of comments will be.

If you remember we had narrowed down the list to these five:



Spoony Bard



Each of these commenters are daily readers, heavy commenters, people who spend an inordinate amount of time reading our stories and calling us on our bullshit and for that we love them. But unfortunately, we could only pick one for the latest six-month rotation as Commenting Czar, a person who will be giving the mighty banhammer, a tool which has both the ability to strike down lesser tools and to give life to once bannified accounts. The new czar will also earn $200 a month for their hard work.

Hit the jump for the name.

Without further ado I give you your new Czar: Spoony Bard

To everyone else I just want to remind you that this job lasts six months so please check back in with me in December or January because only you can prevent trolls. And of course we're always looking for strong, inquisitive writers. Thanks again for everyone's effort.