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Massage Him! Clean Him! Finish Him!

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Brian Ashcraft
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Forget frozen decapitation, bad sexual puns are the new fatalities. Fatally funny, that is!

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(Man, the guy who plays Liu Kang gets dizzy by the end of the clip.)

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