Mass Effect 3's Launch Trailer Launches, Before the Game's Launch

Mass Effect 3 will be out next week, but launch trailers don't wait for games to launch. Here's the game's launch trailer today.

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Enjoy.

We'll have plenty more about the game, including a review, next week.

DISCUSSION

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AHHAHAHAHA

>Stereotypical sad piano music SO DEEP AND EMOTIONAL

>Inception BRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound effect

>We want to appeal the casual audience by adding sitations in the trailer from gaming reviewing sites we have bribed off!

>Again . showing that scene where the Reaper shoots a little shuttle with a kid instead of aiming at the Normandy that has Shepard and lots of soldiers in it OH SO EMOTIONAL MOMENT WHY I COULDN'T SAVE THE KID WHYYYY BILEWARE YOU ALMOST GAVE ME AN ILLUSION THAT I COULD HAVE SAVED THE KID

>" Im Shephurd and i am the badass space marine that saves the universe so let me give you a background speech that tells how WE MUST FIGHT THE BAD GUYS OR WE DIE "

>Generical orchestra music with swells number #2203945

>EXPLOSIONS AND SOLDIERS EVERYWHERE , OH GOD THIS IS LIKE CALL OF DUTY AND GEARS OF WAR AT THE SAME TIME

>"Shepard , you are the one who can save us."

>" Shepard , dont be on my way" "GO TO HELL , I AM BADASS BALD SPACE MARINE"

>DAT HEROIC LONG JUMP WITH RUBBLE AND DUST FLYING IN THE AIR OH GOD I CANT HOLD MYSELF

>MORE EXPLOSIONS WOAH SHIIIIIIIIIT SO EPIC XDDD

>Dat awkward sex-scene with Bileware quality animations

>First the camera points at the bad space alien but then it slowly turns at SHEPARD WHO STARES BACK AT IT SO COOL DUDE HE IS SO ALPHA AS FUCK

>EPIC SPACE BATTLES OH SHIT THATS LIKE OVER 9000 SPACE SHIPS MAKING EXPLOSIONS and you dont get to fight in any big scale battle but instead you go through linear levels shooting at couple of bad guys who jump in front of you.

Also

>Shitty textures

>Shitty animations

>Lifeless voice-acting

>Cringeworthy , awkward dialogue

>Shitty writing and fucked up story

>Dat catering to console casuals and shitty gamers who have low standards for vidyagames and gobble every shit that big publishers throw at them

>EA spended more money marketing the game instead of using it for development, as all the big publishers do these days when making big title games.

>Bileware being a shitty developer , far away from its golden age when it made Baldur's Gate,

last acceptable game being Mass Effect and Dragon Age:Origins , thanks to the poisonous effect that EA has on developers it buys ( DICE, Starbreeze Studios, makers of Dead Space)

And this pile of excrement will of course get 10/10 from almost every gaming site , wins shitload of GOTY awards and other awards just because EA bribes reviewers and because of the state of gaming these days where popularity>quality.