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Mario And Sonic At The Fast Food Drive-In

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Not nearly as healthy as Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games but slightly more edible, Nintendo has teamed up with exactly the right American fast food restaurant to distribute Mario & Luigi Paper Jam toys.

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There are several Sonic Drive-In restaurants near my home. Every time I pass one and catch a glimpse of its rollerskate-wearing carhops I have to resist the urge to yell “Gotta go fast!” out the window. Now I might have to actually pull in and pretend my children were interested in whatever goes into a “Wacky Pack” meal in order to collect one of five Paper Jam toys available April 19 through June 30.

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Awww look, they’ve got papercraft Peach. She’s an excellent source of fiber.

Kotaku elder, lover of video games, keyboards, toys, snacks, and other unsavory things.

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That shame when they bring a toy to your car window and they see only a grown man in the seat.