This is being given away as part of a promo for Final Fantasy x Cup Noodles in Japan, meaning you’ll (probably) never get one, so for now just gaze upon the possibility of eating a cup of noodles with a God damn Final Fantasy sword.

Why are they showing the GIANT FORK (FWORD? SWORK?) eating from such a tiny cup? It should be outside doing farm work, or slaying mythical beasts.


There’s also this COLLECTOR’S BOX of Cup Noodles emblazoned with Final Fantasy art, which is, believe it or not, up for preorder.

Don’t preorder video games. Or noodles.