This 28-minute Sega CD commercial, masquerading as the pilot episode of a teen TV series, hasn't been seen in decades. Almost as though it's been waiting, beneath the dirt, for the world to finally be ready and able to process just how 90s it was.

Dug up and uploaded by Chris Bieniek, every second of every minute is a despondent, roller-blading, flannel-wrapped delight. You can read more about the video, sent out by Sega PR over 20 years ago, at Chris' site.

"It stinks! It's video crap!"