Damn you Andrew Ryan! As seen in my carry-on luggage, which Logan Airport security looked at for a very long time.
Is a man not entitled to handsome figurines without them being strapped to a bomb?
No, says the TSA, it still might be dangerous.
No, says the terrorists, they belong to us.
No, says CATS, someone set up us the bomb.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
A site where the suspected "terrorist" would not fear the masses,
where amusement would not be bound by petty legalities,
where manliness would not be constrained by the color of his DSi.
And with the your thoughts of this story, Kotaku can become your site, as well.