Legend of the Lo Mein Sex Doll: Grossest Roommate Story Ever Told

Peter Kassel found a great, cheap sublet. "Did someone die in here or what?" he marveled. "No, nothing like that," his prospective roommate replied. "But something did happen."

He then described the previous subletter, a loner who ate Chinese takeout in his room every night, with the door shut. Witness the birth of an urban legend. [Gawker]


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I don't get it.

Oh, wait. Gawker itself is coming out with this game?

This is awesome! Or is it terrible? God, I'm so confused!!