Learn, Or Re-Learn, How To Comment On Kotaku

Why, hello there. It's that time again, time to remind seasoned vets and newcomers alike how to comment right here on Kotaku. Things to keep in mind:

We ban. A lot. Every second of everyday. And that's not all! We disemvowel, too. (Bcs n vwls s fnny!)

We also reward stellar commenters with stars, and commenters can reward each other with Hyper Multi-Tap nominations. Swell.

Why do we do this? Well... Have you visited other sites? Not everyone who reads Kotaku comments, and some of those individuals perhaps, just perhaps, would like to read intelligent, insightful remarks from smart people, not dribble from dummies!

Here's a helpful guideline for commenting from sister site Lifehacker. Read it, learn it, live it, love it.