In other words, it’s everything fans wanted in a Deadpool movie, with a side of “big chrome cock-gobbler.”

The footage/trailer/whatever captured on cam during the 20th Century Fox Marvel Comics Panel at Comic-Con (via Polygon) is exactly as our io9 friends described it, only with more squinting and less filling in the blanks with our imagination.

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Mind the quality, again this is cam footage captured off screen. 20th Century Fox could pull it at any moment, but considering leaked footage is how the movie got greenlit in the first place, I really hope they don’t.

I’m going to spend the rest of my life looking for the perfect time to say “You look like Freddy Kruger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”