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GameStop Clerk Shot During Robbery
An employee at the GameStop store in Orange County, Florida, was shot earlier today during an armed robbery. Shortly after opening this morning an armed man entered the store, held the employee and a customer at gunpoint while waiting for a security timer on the store’s safe to expire, stole a Wii and several games…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 22, 2009 - Uncategorized
2009 In Review: The Shows That Were
I always like to think of the video game industry as being more like the car business than any other creative medium. There’s art, yes, and business, but also functionality to consider. Oh, and shows. Big, loud shows. Just like the automotive industry revels in glitzy trade shows and product reveals, so too do gaming…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 22, 2009 - Uncategorized
Dragon Quest IX Breaks Dragon Quest Sales Records
Square Enix aren’t so preoccupied with the success of Final Fantasy XIII that they’ve forgotten about their other mega-bucks franchise, Dragon Quest IX, and how it’s also breaking sales records. In a statement issued yesterday by the company, it was revealed that sales of Dragon Quest IX on the DS have just pushed past the…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Leonard Nimoy To Appear In Star Trek Online
Just like the recent Star Trek movie had two Spocks in it, so too will the upcoming Star Trek MMO, with Zachary Quinto (new Spock) to be joined by Leonard Nimoy (old Spock). While Nimoy won’t be starring in the game, per se, he will be lending his voice to the intro, as well as…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Some Artwork From Transformers: War For Cybertron
I am daring to be excited by Transformers: War For Cybertron. Why? Because I love any Transformers not involving Michael Bay, and I especially love the War Within comic series. Which is kinda what this game is like! Though, sadly, not exactly like; as this artwork shows, cues have been taken from the fan-favourite prequel…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Mass Effect 2 Achievements Revealed
Xbox 360 Achievements has the full list of Mass Effect 2 achievements. None are secret achievements, which means you should take the spoiler alert here seriously. Looking through it, I don’t see any plot giveaways, although “Cat’s in the Cradle” might raise some interesting questions of a character’s parentage. Then again, I could be reading…
By Owen Good Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Try Out Team Fortress 2’s Bots
Valve have quietly been tinkering under Team Fortess 2’s hood for some time now, and today would like you to try and help them test something out: officially-sanctioned, AI-controlled “bots”. It’s to be noted that these guys are in the early stages of development, so don’t expecting them to go pushing carts or pulling off…
By Luke Plunkett Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Mom Calls 911 When Kid Won’t Stop Playing Console
In Chicago last month, a kid called 911 when the ‘rents took away his Xbox 360. Saturday in a Boston suburb a mom dialed the law when her son wouldn’t stop playing. Oh yeah, Grand Theft Auto’s involved here, too. The Boston Herald reports that Angela Mejia, 49, woke up in the middle of the…
By Owen Good Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Dante’s Inferno ESRB Rating Sounds Pretty Tame, Boss Penis Physics & All
For a game that features a boss ejecting demonic babies from her nipples and “giant, metal penises” as columns, Visceral Games upcoming Dante’s Inferno sounds somehow more tame when the ESRB describes it. Even considering questionable body part physics. For a game set in Hell that seems designed to court controversy, the inclusion of “unblessed…
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009 - Reviews
Jurassic: The Hunted Review: Punch a Velociraptor in the Face
In their “other” recently released first-person shooter, Jurassic: The Hunted, Activision forgoes over-used antagonists such as aliens, zombies, demons, and Nazis, and puts dinosaurs back where they belong-right in our cross hairs! Remember when dinosaurs were cool? You know, when Jurassic Park ruled the box office, Dino Crisis wasn’t set on a spaceship, and Turok…
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
God Of War: Blood & Metal EP Packs In Actual Metal
The impressively ornate—and not exactly cheap—Ultimate Edition version of God of War III will feature more than just the soothing sounds of the God of War trilogy’s original score. The God of War: Blood & Metal digital EP will feature exclusive, sometimes God of War inspired tracks from Killswitch Engage, Dream Theater, Trivium, Opeth and…
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Creepy Bunnies & Bottles of Booze In Last Window Screens
Hotel Dusk’s sequel, Last Window: Midnight Promise is real and here’s a whole bunch of screens to prove it. A while ago, a listing and box art for the Nintendo DS game were spotted on Japanese retail sites. No word still on a US release, but Japan will see the game soon enough. Enjoy! アパートに隠された二つの過去とは? DS用アドベンチャー「ラストウィンドウ…
By AJ Glasser Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Shadow Complex Is Your XBLA Deal Of The Week
Missed out on Xbox Live Arcade smash Shadow Complex? One of my favorite downloadable games of the year and recent Spike TV VGA award winner is now just 800 Microsoft Points, a deal that lasts only this week. Hurry!
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
What Is This, A Movie Site?
To: Brian From: Stephen Re: What Is This, A Chain Gang? Poor Luke, sweating through his attempts to act out a real life version of Harvest Moon (minus the dating…. there’s dating in Harvest Moon, right? Married Mr. Plunkett doesn’t need that). What’s the most video-game-like activity you’ve ever done? I think mine is riding…
By Stephen Totilo Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
I have compiled a list of the missing stories: – No nipples on the batsuit in Arkham Asylum. I understand a lot of folks were cut up about that. – The Super Guide in NSMB Wii. Games being hard is SRS BSNSS! – Da Vinci wasn’t Q to Ezio’s James Bond. Get out of here,…
By Hot_heart Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Take-Two Sells Off Jack Of All Games, Goes All In On Publishing
What would make Grand Theft Auto publisher Take-Two Interactive revise its yearly earnings downward by an impressive $290 million for the year, just four days after previous guidance? The selling of its distribution business, Jack of All Games. The company announced today that it was selling off its distribution company to SYNNEX for $43.25 million,…
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Missouri Man Serving 10 in the Can for Xbox Live Hookup
A 27-year-old man met a 15-year-old girl over Xbox Live, then drove 30 hours to Central California to have sex with her, and now is looking at 10 years in the federal slammer. The man, from Richmond Heights, Mo., “developed a relationship in April 2008,” with the girl, from Sanger, Calif., writes the Associated Press.…
By Owen Good Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
Crackdown 2 Blows Up First Half of 2010
You’re already likely well aware that 2010 should be a better year for Xbox 360 games and exclusives, but did you know that one of those, Crackdown 2, may be coming sooner than you had expected? On the most recent episode of Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb’s podcast, Microsoft man Aaron Greenberg listed the Ruffian Games-developed…
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009 - Uncategorized
EGM Relaunches In March 2010
Magazine racks will be falling over with joy next March when video game print publication Electronic Gaming Monthly officially returns to bookstores and beyond. The all-new but still familiar EGM has inked a deal with Time/Warner to handle marketing and sales. Announced last year, the new Electronic Gaming Monthly will be lead by publisher Steve…
By Michael McWhertor Published December 21, 2009