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Addictive Is The New Epic
In this addictively epic edition of Speak-Up on Kotaku, commenter Aikage the Skilled Furby is having trouble dealing with the video game industry’s ever-changing buzzwords. Apparently, “addictive” is the new “epic”. A while back we started seeing that every game included an “epic” storyline where the fate of the universe rested in the balance. Now,…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedWatch The Lovely Ladies Of Mortal Kombat Beat Each Other Skinless
First we got an all-ninja round of Mortal Kombat tag team action, and now Netherrealm Studios gives us an all-female battle royale. It’s all fun and games until the crotch skin comes off. Which is better, Mortal Kombat ninja battles, or this video of the Mortal Kombat ladies in action? It’s a trick question, really.…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedThe Gmail Version Of Kinect Is Google’s April Fool’s Joke
Imagine a world in which sending an e-mail is as simple as standing in front of an Xbox 360 Kinect and making a fool of one’s self. Send a message not by pressing a button, but by making a stamp-licking gesture. Stand on one foot to inscribe a P.S. These are the joke innovations for…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Talk Amongst Yourselves
Welcome to April, a new month for talking amongst yourselves about video games. A new month brings new art. This month, you’re invited to make visual video game riffs upon The Class Pranksters, a painting by Auguste Joseph Trupheme that was submitted by reader Ari Kagura. Submit your image to #TAYpics (Read this thread for…
By Stephen Totilo Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
These New Shots From Skyrim Are No Laughing Matter
There’s nothing funny at all about the latest screenshots from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, unless you count the amount of time I spent making sure no one hid penises in them. No one is safe on April Fools’ Day. We’ll spend as much time today verifying our stories are true before posting them as…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedThis Is Not The Next Guild Wars 2 Character Class, But We Wish It Was
ArenaNet’s upcoming massively-multiplayer online game Guild Wars 2 has warriors, magic-users, and rogues. What’s missing? Elite military commandos. For one day and one day only, that role has been filled. Imagine playing through a SOCOM mission with your buddies and finding yourself in World of Warcraft. That’s the idea behind ArenaNet’s Commando class for Guild…
By Mike Fahey Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
April Fools’ Day Is Stupid. I Hate It.
AMPLE | OSAKA, JAPAN: A card game aimed at kids provides an eyeful. (Photo: Brian Ashcraft) Wake Up, Kotaku Good morning, Kotaku. It’s April 1. April Fools Day. A day when the internet becomes a wasteland of bad jokes and annoying fake news. So wherever you tread today, be cautious. And if it’s any consolation,…
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
2010 Was The Year The Sony Passed Nintendo In Japan
According to Famitsu publisher Enterbrain, the PS3 outsold the Wii in Japan last year. The PSP also outsold the Nintendo DS. This is the first time Sony has ruled both home and portable consoles. [via Famitsu]
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Fukushima Nuclear Plant Getting Help From…An Xbox 360 Controller?
The situation at Fukushima is far from over. The Japanese government is working hard to cool the nuclear cores and contain the problem. Help from outside is being enlisted, too. Help that is powered by an Xbox 360 controller. North America’s QinetiQ deployed its unmanned Talon robots in Fukushima. According to QinetiQ, the robots are…
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedManga From Square Enix Coming To TV And Film
Comedy manga Arakawa Under the Bridge, which already has an anime adaption, is coming to Japanese television in live action form. And then the silver screen! This summer, Arakawa Under The Bridge will debut on Japanese television in episodic drama form. The following year, a feature film version will hit cinemas. The manga is published…
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Mega Man Creator Starts Not One, But Two Companies
Former Capcom big wig Keiji Inafune is starting two new game development companies: Comcept and Intercept. “Comcept” is a combination of “computer” and “concept”. Oddly, “Capcom” is a shortened version of “capsule” and “computer”.
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
These Final Fantasy Ladies Look Ready For A Fight
Watch, as Final Fantasy XIII comes to life before your very eyes. This pair were snapped by Belgian cosplay photographer kn8e at the Anime Conji 2011 get-together, which was held last weekend in San Diego. There’s some great work in those costumes, from the boots to the sword, but it’s the hair colour I like…
By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
The Complete History Of An Under-Appreciated Games Developer
You may know Volition as the developers behind the Saints Row and Red Faction games. But its history is actually a lot longer, and more illustrious, than that. A film crew from Game Informer has, during the course of some studio visits, got a little sidetracked and catalogued the entire history of the developer, from…
By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
Japan’s Biggest Amateur Pin-Up Brings This Adult Game To Life
Ushijima Ii Niku (Ushijima “Good Meat”) is Japan’s biggest amateur pin-up. And this summer, she’s coming to a theater near you. That is, if you live near Akihabara. Upcoming adult computer game Djibril The Angel Of The Warring States is getting a “live action” incarnation, starring Ushijima. Or is it? The movie tentatively has a…
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 -
UncategorizedThe Wii Controller That’s Powered By Sweat
Got a bunch of Wii games? Want to exercise? Go outside and run around. But if you’re interested in ponying up cash for a peripheral… The U-Move controller is a fully functioning Nunchuck controller with an on-board pedometer that displays the number of steps players make and the amount of calories burned. It requires players…
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
The Ultimate Field Guide For LEGO Nerds [Update]
I like LEGO. Do you like LEGO? Bet you do. So let’s all wish we could find a way to justify spending $80 on this glorious hardcover book and…wait a minute. $80 isn’t so bad! This is LEGO Collector – 2. Premium Edition, which is a very fancy way of saying it’s a catalogue depicting…
By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
This Morrigan Painting Could Have Beaten The Nazis
Darkstalker’s Morrigan goes all classic 1940’s pin-up in this amazing piece by Kazeki. Normally, the fighting game’s most iconic character is shown as being a little, well, slutty. Thankfully, that’s definitely not the case here. Succubus by Kazeki
By Luke Plunkett Published April 1, 2011 - Uncategorized
How’s Dragon Quest X Coming Along?
Back in 2008, Square Enix said it was working on Dragon Quest X for the Nintendo Wii. Then…silence Fastforward to 2011, and Square Enix is talking about the game. Well, kinda. “The next Dragon Quest game, Dragon Quest X, will actually be released on Wii,” Dragon Quest Yuji Hori tells Nintendo Power. “I feel that…
By Brian Ashcraft Published April 1, 2011