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  Kid Icarus: Uprising Will Be Bundled with a Stupid Stand!

  Who’s excited about Kid Icarus? I sure am. But this ridiculous stand that’s packaged with it? Nothankyou. According to Kid Icarus: Uprising designer Masahiro Sakurai, the game will come with this “Nintendo 3DS Stand”. The point, Sakurai tweeted, is to keep the 3DS steady during touch-pen play. But isn’t that what hands are for? Of…

  By Brian Ashcraft Published January 12, 2012
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  Go-Bots? Knight Rider? What. Is. This.

  The nature of Chinese manufacturing can sometimes be an awful thing, but at times, it can be wonderful as well. Like this…thing, which looks like it used to be a Go-Bot, before it emerged from a cocoon into something amazing The original toy it’s based off looks like Zeemon, a badass Go-Bot. Yet he is…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 12, 2012
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  Please, Play This 80’s Tribute Game, Right Now (It’s Free!)

  Abobo’s Big Adventure takes the Double Dragon villain and sends him on an epic, if a little tough, quest through a whole bunch of other video game characters’ worlds. It’s funny, it’s free, and it plays in a browser, so you can play it right now. Abobo’s Big Adventure [Play]

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 12, 2012
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  Microsoft Shelves Fancy TV Service for the Xbox 360

  There was a lot of buzz last year that Microsoft would be introducing a new TV subscription service for the Xbox 360, one that would bring all kinds of live TV shows to the platform and let them work with motion and voice control. Nothing ultimately became of it because, well, nothing ultimately became of…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 12, 2012
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  League of Legends Wants to Destroy SOPA

  The latest video game company to join the ranks of those opposed to the Stop Online Piracy Act is Riot Games, developers of the insanely-popular League of Legends In addition to citing the usual reasons for taking a stand against it (death of streaming, heavy-handed threats, etc), Riot spell out just what it means specifically…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 12, 2012
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  STALKER 2 is Alive, May Actually be Released

  It looked for a while there like it was end of the line for the STALKER franchise, as developers GSC Game World were on the brink of going out of business That was 2011, though! In 2012, the studio’s Facebook page has just let the world know that “we are continuing work on Stalker 2…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012
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  The PlayStation Vita is Locked to AT&T

  When Sony announced that they were teaming up with AT&T for the PlayStation Vita’s 3G service, it was the only time I can remember at a major press conference when there were actual, audible boos. And this shit is exactly why. Turns out that the Vita is locked to AT&T sim cards, with The Verge…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012
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  “Skyrim Mom” is the Only Twitter Account You Need to Read Today

  Bethesda community manager Nick Breckon has asked his 65 year-old mother to sit down and play Skyrim And while she does so, he’s tweeting what she’s saying. Maybe not every word, but at least the good parts. Sounds inane, but really, it’s wonderful Skyrim Mom [Twitter]

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012
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  Killzone Coming to the PSN

  On January 24, Killzone – the original PS2 entry in the series – will be released on the PlayStation Network. It’ll cost $10. [Game Informer]

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012
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  Say Hello To The Dreamcast Television Set

  The Divers 2000 series CX-1 Dreamcast was the best of its class

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012
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  BioWare Gives Mass Effect Statue a Breast Reduction

  There’s a headline I never thought I’d be writing. In a rare/strange/welcome move, Mass Effect creators BioWare have responded to fan feedback from the initial design for a statue based on the series’ Liara and given the piece a breast reduction. As you can see in the initial shots of the statue here, she was…

  By Luke Plunkett Published January 11, 2012
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  Warp Turns a House Party Into a Cute Adventure Puzzler

  Puzzle games over the past few years have focused around physics, and around playing with those physics to accomplish goals. Warp features a cute little alien who dies from one bullet and teleports a couple feet at a time. Yes, this is a video game, not an upcoming kids cartoon. Warp is a simple puzzle…

  James Pikover Published January 11, 2012
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  Microsoft’s Explanation For What Caused Xbox 360 Factory Suicide Threats

  Earlier this week, Kotaku told you about how a large number of employees at a Foxconn factory in China had threatened mass suicide having been “denied compensation they were promised”. Microsoft assured us at the time that it would look into the matter, and has informed Kotaku that it has now completed “an independent investigation…

  Luke Plunkett & Brian Ashcraft Published January 11, 2012
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  Woah, I Didn’t Know Kindergarten Cop Took Place in Silent Hill

  I always thought of Schwarzenegger’s 1990 film Kindergarten Cop as a feel-good family movie. Little did I know that the film was also a horror prequel, set in the same terrifying school as a section of the seminal 1999 horror video game Silent Hill It’s easy to look at the first of these images (in…

  By Kirk Hamilton Published January 11, 2012
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  Most TNT Detonated In Creative Mode Of Minecraft

  Most TNT Detonated In Creative Mode Of Minecraft | A world record, as seen on RecordSetter.com Get Ready to Play as a More Brutal—or More Stealthy—Agent 47 in Hitman: Absolution Forget everything you know about Agent 47, the bald-headed, bar-coded contract killer of IO Interactive’s Hitman franchise. He does not don disguises, creep in the…

  By Stephen Totilo Published January 11, 2012
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  A Rock Band-Style Game for the Blind

  Music isn’t a visual art-form, and many amazing musicians, from Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles to Rahsaan Roland Kirk and Roul Midón have created incredible sounds despite (or possibly even enhanced by) their inability to see. But music video games are still largely visual—in Rock Band and Guitar Hero, players must follow the colored squares…

  By Kirk Hamilton Published January 11, 2012
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  Not Everyone Hates Dragon Age II, You Know

  I have a lot of fun ripping on Dragon Age II. BioWare’s 2011 follow-up to their epic and beloved Dragon Age: Origins disappointed and frustrated me in many, many ways. But plenty of people liked it just fine. In fact, some people bloody love this game, to the point that every time I poke fun…

  By Kirk Hamilton Published January 11, 2012
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  Which of These Five Games Had the Best Writing of 2012?

  Every year the Writers Guild of America awards a special Outstanding Achievement in Video Game Writing award to the team responsible for the most memorable interactive entertainment script. Which of these five titles will walk away a winner on February 19? You know what I love about the Writers Guild of America Video Game Writing…

  By Mike Fahey Published January 11, 2012
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  Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO Log Part Four: Revenge of the Sith

  When it comes to epic battles between fictional forces, I generally find myself siding with the good guys. If I were a Transformer, I’d be an Autobot. I’d join G.I. Joe before Cobra. I consider myself more of a Plant than a Zombie. Time and time again I find my light side winning out over…

  By Mike Fahey Published January 11, 2012
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  There May Not Even Be a PlayStation 4 or Xbox 720, Says Cloud Gaming Company Gaikai

  Brace yourselves, readers! A company whose whole business plan depends on consoles going away says that one of the big platform holders might be getting out of the hardware business altogether. Industry Gamers has Nanea Reeves, chief product officer for Gaikai, saying the following: “Not all of the current console makers will have one more…

  By Evan Narcisse Published January 11, 2012