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This Amazing Spider-Man Figure is Pretty…Yeah
Hot Toys’ upcoming Amazing Spider-Man piece, based on the utterly needless reboot of a franchise whose last film was only released five years ago, looks great, covering the bones of a 12″ action figure in spandex/lycra/whatever this Spider-Man is wearing so that you can’t actually see it’s a figure. That’s the pro! And now the…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 -
UncategorizedDon’t Be Afraid of This Video Game’s Realistic Darkness
I didn’t go to E3 this year. If I had, I’d have run straight to Bohemia Interactive and sat down with military sim ArmA 3 (this vid was part of the game’s E3 presentation). Why? Because I’m a fan of things that go bump in the night. Or, at least, the way things look when…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe Greatest Graffiti Game That Never Was
As I’ve lamented here previously, graffiti is an artform that’s been woefully under-represented in video games. Something Diego Bergia agrees with. So over the past few years the former graf artist has been putting together animated clips imagining the great graffiti game that never was. It’s a damn shame this is only an animation series,…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 - Uncategorized
Transformers Cosplay: Humans in Disguise
Wow. I mean, I should be deducting points for them cosplaying as terrible new Transformers, but I can’t. This is just too impressive. The photographer responsible is LJinto, who was featured in our “Best in Cosplay” series earlier in the year. Those Transformers? They’re from Cybertron, so they don’t have websites. (though if anyone knows…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 - Uncategorized
Six Billion Pounds of Video Games Were Sold Last Year (And Other Weird Environmental Facts)
We often think of video games and hardware in terms of units sold, or money made. We don’t usually think of them in terms of how much they weigh, or how much crap needs to be dug out of the ground to make them. Which is why this infographic is interesting reading. Sure, this is…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 - Culture
A StarCraft II Marine Won’t Shoot Monsters This Pretty
Former Blizzard man Fausto De Martini is an award-winning artist who has worked on the cinematics for games like Diablo III, StarCraft II and World of Warcraft. In addition to some of his 3D model work for StarCraft II, in this gallery you’re also going to see some of the coolest aliens, monsters and future…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 - Uncategorized
Buy Your Own Version of Valve’s Latest “Hero”
You can now purchase a $30 replica of the star of Valve’s Meet the Pyro video. That’s right, not the Pyro itself: the Balloonicorn, nature’s most majestic and impractical animal. Available from Valve’s store, as you reach for your wallet, remember: you’re about to pay $30 for a 13-inch balloon. INFLATABLE BALLOONICORN [Valve]
By Luke Plunkett Published June 29, 2012 -
CultureTotal RecallThe Spice Girls & PlayStation Just About Sum Up The Late 1990s
Just in case you woke up this morning feel good about life, music or the PlayStation, here’s Spice World, released in 1998. It featured the vocal talents of all five Spice Girls! Which is about all it featured, really.
By Luke Plunkett Published June 28, 2012 -
CultureTotal RecallThe Mario Games That Were, For Some Reason, Released on PC
Being Nintendo’s principle mascot, you’d think that Mario would only ever appear on Nintendo consoles. And for the most part, you’d be correct! But, as with most things in life, there are exceptions. I thought with the sad news today of the cuts at Radical Entertainment that we’d look back another one such exception: the…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 28, 2012 - Uncategorized
Best Mom Ever Steals Over 500 Video Games for Her Children
When authorities searched the home of Rebecca Margaret Johnson following her attempted theft of nearly $2,500 AUD from a Big W department store in Queensland, Australia, they discovered a treasure trove of stolen video games. Over the course of a year the 32-year-old single mother of three had swiped more than 515 video games and…
By Mike Fahey Published June 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedI Need a Dinosaur. Are You a Dinosaur? Dinosaur Needed.
I’m not the only one who needs a dinosaur, either. This guy/gal needs one too, or at the very least, a person to dress up in a dinosaur costume. Dinosaur needed Person with dinosaur costume needed immediately for top secret project. I cannot go into the specifics until you are fully committed, but it involves…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe World of Goo Soundtrack Had No Business Being So Crazy Good
Think about it: World of Goo. Simple game, simple premise. Move the goo, stack the goo, get to the ending point. There was some kind of narrative, but that didn’t matter so much, did it? The game is good. Really good, really fun. But my favorite thing about it, hands down, is Kyle Gabler’s flabbergasting…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedThe Time Jeff Buckley Sang in Urdu and Stole Our Hearts
Hey, you know who was amazing? Jeff Buckley. Even the uninitiated think of him as “The guy who did that incredible, heartbreaking version of “Hallelujah” that I will literally never hear enough times.” I have Grace, I love Grace, and I’ve listened to it a hundred times. But it wasn’t until a few years ago…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedWatch Stephen Colbert Do His Goofiest Dance Yet
It’s very, very difficult not to dance to the “Lum King” music that plays at certain points in Rayman Origins. Those saxophones! That guiro! Stephen Colbert agrees, or at least… he likes to dance. So, okay, yes, this video mashup is totally silly, but also delightful. It makes me want to both play Rayman Origins…
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 28, 2012 -
UncategorizedFrom Chrono Trigger to Xenogears: The Yasunori Mitsuda Mixtape
Are you like me? Do you get a little misty eyed when you hear Schala’s theme? A swell of nostalgia when the violin from Chrono Cross swells? Well boy howdy, this is the mixtape for you! Yasunori Mitsuda’s music set the tone for so much of gaming in my youth: Chrono Trigger, Xenogears, Chrono Cross.…
By Chris Person Published June 28, 2012 - Uncategorized
Welcome To Another Night of Smooth Kotaku Melodic Jamz
Why hello, Kotaku, and welcome to another hour of musical video game coverage. We’ve got some nice stuff for you tonight, so turn up them speakers and enjoy. As always, you can find our whole past archive at the Kotaku melodic main page.
By Kirk Hamilton Published June 28, 2012 - Uncategorized
Watch Dogs Game Gives Out Real People’s Email Addresses
Watch Dogs is a game that feeds on our connectedness and paranoia. It posits an ever-so-slightly tweaked version of the reality we know, and tells us it can be manipulated to no end. The footage we saw at and after E3 has led into an ARG centering on the fictional art gallery owner Joseph Demarco…
By Kate Cox Published June 28, 2012