This Sushi Looks Disgusting, Colorful

Maguro? Check. Salmon? Check. Ikura? Check. Normal colors? Um…. Here’s a sushi combo platter that looks anything but typical. Spotted in China by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, who also looks anything but typical, the image went viral in Japan. Some said the colorful sushi looked unappetizing, while others wondered if it was safe to eat. It’s…

How Dragon Quest Just Pissed Off Its Most Famous (and Oldest) Fan

Dragon Quest X is an online MMORPG. That might’ve made some fans pleased, but one in particular—legendary actress Keiko Awaji—is not happy. “What I’m interested in is Dragon Quest,” Awaji recently said on Japanese TV. Instead of, like she has in the past, gushing about why she loved Dragon Quest, this time, she talked about…

Japanese Company Turns Human Ladies into Plastic Models

For years (decades, even!), photo correction has erased human physical flaws. Thanks to software like Photoshop, retouching has improved and is available to more people. But not everyone is good at Photoshop. Enter Bijyo Photo, a Japanese service that will make your face smaller, your skin lighter, and your boobs bigger. But will it actually…

Epic has uploaded a .pdf including technical details and new screenshots for its upcoming Unreal Engine 4.

A Fantasy Game Where Your Actual Voice is Your Only Friend

While Kinect developers struggle to wrangle a decent non-dancing game experience out of Microsoft’s peripheral, indie PC studio Indomitus Games are working on a PC game where you need a microphone. Because your voice will be the only way you can get stuff done. In Verbis Virtus is an upcoming fantasy title where you play…

Commander Shepard Will Shoot the Next Cosplayer She Sees

Things you will see in this week’s round-up of the best in cosplay: comeone dressed as TF2’s Tentaspy. Two Mass Effect ladies. Two Warhammer 40K outfits. Raiden from Metal Gear Rising. A disturbingly life-like Connor from Assassin’s Creed III. And not one, or two, or even three, but eight Monster Hunters. While this is an…

Aww, Guys, This Video Game Wedding Was Just Lovely

Kotaku reader Ben and his special someone Bethany were recently married in Indianapolis, and as you can probably tell by the fact I’m writing about this on the site, they didn’t just have a normal wedding. Their ceremony was one catered a little more to our interests, as it included a SNES wedding cake (complete…

Let’s All Watch a Nintendo 3DS Melt in a Microwave. Then Turn up on Ebay For $2241.

That way we can share the experience. I know that as far as back as Day of the Tentacle I’ve been interested in seeing the effects of putting things in a microwave that are not designed to go in a microwave, but have been too cowardly (or…health-conscious) to do it. Thanks heavens for the internet,…

Because You Need to See More Bums & Strippers From the Star Wars Universe

That old Ben Kenobi really was a damn fool. Mos Eisley wasn’t the galaxy’s most wretched hive of scum and villainy. It wasn’t even Tatooine’s (um, Jabba’s Palace?)! No, you want scummy villains, you head to the planet where all the action is: Coruscant. This concept art from the upcoming Star Wars 1313 revels in…

The Mystery of Pokémon Trading Finally Revealed

It’s 2012. We take stuff like the transfer of data for granted. But back in the day, for kids, trading Pokémon between Game Boys seemed like a little big of magic. Magic that’s explained, in great detail, above. It’s the Link. Cable. puraspokeweas [via Tiny Cartridge]

Now That is One Fine Arcade Stick

I’ve got an arcade stick. Fancy Hori one. I had thought, up until this very moment, it was the bee’s knees. Turns out it’s not even the bee’s ankles. So thanks, Shadaloo, for the Monday morning downer. Shadaloo make custom fight sticks. Users can choose their components (serious arcade/fight fans being picky about their brands…

Can a 3DS Survive a Four-Foot Drop?

Nintendo has a reputation for – the odd dodgy hinge aside – building sturdy, reliable hardware. As you’d expect, given the battery of tests they put their handheld systems through But that’s lab science. What about the real world? This series of tests, dropping a retail 3DS onto concrete from various heights, sets out to…

The A-Team of Video Games Kicks Ass Sans Cigars, Jewellery

Artist Mike Sekowski takes the idea of fan fiction and drags it somewhere even Garry’s Mod would struggle to keep up with. A glorious image, to be sure, but just how much use would Mario be in a real fight? I’m imagining scenarios involving head-stomping and mushroom-swallowing are somewhat limited on the modern battlefield. Then…

The Week in Games: The August Wind is a Raider

It’s an unusually robust week considering it’s one dominated by two huge names—Guild Wars 2, which becomes available to everyone on Tuesday, and Madden NFL 13, on shelves the same day. There are three collections available for PlayStation 3, plus downloadable content and downloadable titles on all major services. Tuesday • Madden NFL 13 (Xbox…

I Think We All Know the Punchline to This Portal Picture

Reddit user Pheadlessg is to be married on Saturday. His fiancée allowed him one video game-themed gesture at the wedding reception, so he chose to dress these Portal turret figures from ThinkGeek in a bridal veil, hat and bow-tie and use them as cake toppers. Assuming they actually intend to serve one … I’m getting…

With No Frills, Exhibition Modes Still Show Things You’ll Never Forget

In cataloging the greatest thrills and moments I’ve had as a sports video gamer, all but one or two have come in a career mode of some type. In some cases, it came because I strictly avoided the game’s exhibition features. For example, in 2011, just barely qualifiying to play The Masters meant something to…

Free-to-Play Shooter Looks to Have Borrowed a Map from Counter-Strike

Currently in closed beta, Arctic Combat appears to be set in the Middle East, despite its title. That’s not all that looks fishy about this free-to-play military shooter. One of its maps, “Sand Storm,” is almost a direct copy of de_dust2 from Counter-Strike. See for yourself in that video above. PC Gamer notes that some…

Disappointing Everyone, The World Ends With You Countdown Leads to a $20 iOS Port

A rogue online store listing last week meant today Square Enix more confirmed than announced that The World Ends With You-Solo Remix will be released for iOS devices, both in the west and Japan. The game goes on sale tomorrow. That’s its launch trailer above. This isn’t gonna be cheap. the iPhone version is $17.99,…

We Put a Madden Curse in Your Madden

Reader Jarren T. snapped this picture of the big news from Week 3 in his playthrough of Madden NFL 13, whose early-access weekend ends tomorrow. Not only is Madden acknowledging and evidently implementing the so-called curse that befalls its cover stars, it’s even referring to itself in the third person. So this edition marks the…

Battlefield 3 has quadrupled the number of official servers for PS3 and Xbox 360. Find them with the search term DICE.