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Does Far Cry 3 Make A Reference to Dragon Age II‘s Dorkiest Town?
Darktown. It’s long been my favorite area in Dragon Age II, a stupid name that embodies the worst in fantasy game lore-writing. My friends and I have taken to calling it “dorktown,” and I can still quote the codex entry by heart. “The foul miasma known as chokedamp clogs and swells in every corner of…
By Kirk Hamilton Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Zen Pinball and Its Merry Marvel Tables are Marching to the Wii U eShop
Zen Studios’ hugely successful pinball simulation lands on its third console, the Wii U, later this month via the Wii U eShop. The game will incorporate features specific to the Wii U’s GamePad, which includes controlling the plunger on the touchscreen, cycling through information displayed on the table’s dot-matrix readout, rotating camera views and a…
By Owen Good Published December 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedGrand Theft Auto V‘s First Trailer Gets Redone With Lego And It’s Still Cool
I can’t wait for Grand Theft Auto V to release. To the point that even a LEGO rendition of that first trailer sparks my excitement. Now someone do one of the second trailer. No wait, Rockstar: just make another trailer. A new screenshot? A tiny announcement? Hello? Rockstar? Click here to visit our Grand Theft…
By Tina Amini Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
As promised earlier today, Zynga’s theme park builder CoasterVille is now live
By Mike Fahey Published December 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedNintendo, Your Mortgage is Due: Where’s Our Animal Crossing 3DS?
Originally announced at E3 all the way back on June 15th, 2010, Animal Crossing on 3DS has been one of the most desired titles for Nintendo’s handheld. Out in Japan since November 8th, Animal Crossing: New Leaf (as it’s now known here) is selling monster numbers, and yet it got nary a mention in today’s…
By Holden Miller Published December 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedThis Mod Puts Some Mirror’s Edge In Your Team Fortress 2
Remember Brink? I initially looked forward to that game because it promised me a parkour competitive shooter, and that idea seemed awesome. Alas, that wasn’t what the game gave me. Not a good one, anyway. This Mirror’s Edge inspired server mod for TF2, though? Looks like it might just pull it off. The developer, explaining…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Ex-Developer’s Rant Reveals Why Madden is a Dream Job, and Disillusioning
Nothing deleted from Twitter is ever deleted on time, and sometime between Monday and Tuesday, a disillusioned former Madden developer figured that out. By then, his unvarnished rant tossed a dripping slab of red meat to Madden‘s many Internet enemies, and it didn’t win the author much support from his old friends. “Delete your tweets…
By Owen Good Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
God Help Me, I Love Assassin’s Creed III‘s Lockpicking Minigame
I’ve picked so many locks in so many video games. In sewers beneath medieval castles, in cyberpunk prisons, in futuristic alleyways and warehouses, in banks and embassies and spaceships. I’ve seen so many video game lockpicking minigames I could spit. I’ve balanced tumblers and teased open locks. I’ve broken thousands of precious lockpicks, which are…
By Kirk Hamilton Published December 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedThis Street Fighter Fan Movie Doesn’t End the Way You Think It Will
Ryu and Ken. Ken and Ryu. Street Fighter’s eternal rivals have been punching and kicking each other for 25 years now. Lots of fan films (and professional ones) have been made about the fighting game series but their real-life versions of their bouts have rarely looked this good. The filmmakers behind Fractured Illusion offered a…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
I Understand the Mobile Collectible Card Game Genre Now, But I Can’t Afford It
Look at that. There I am, in second place overall in Aeria Mobile’s Pirate Maidens, one of those newfangled mobile collectible card games I’ve been having so much trouble dealing with lately. After a week spent dominating the female anime pirate collecting game I can safely say that I understand the genre intimately. I just…
By Mike Fahey Published December 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedDude Gets Wood-Chippered By A Jeep In This Gory Far Cry 3 Glitch
Either Freddy Jr has discovered a particularly brutal glitch in Far Cry 3 or the vehicles of Rook Island have some dark ulterior motives. Whatever the case may be, no cranium is safe from the hungry maw of this Jeep’s flatbed, which spews forth blood redder than pirate balaclavas and more plentiful than a Miike…
By Holden Miller Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
These People Don’t Deserve Their Awesome Video Game Twitter Accounts
Ever wonder what @Mario is up to on Twitter? How about @Sonic? Or maybe @Wario, @MarcusFenix or @MasterChief? You can visit those accounts if you like, but be warned: They’re all pretty awful. You might think that someone lucky enough to have snagged @Link or @PrincessPeach would be goofing it up with all sorts of…
By Kirk Hamilton Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
You Could Use The Wii U To Play Games. Or, You Could Use It To Find Love.
The Wii U sure has seen some creative usage. First there’s the Miiverse, which some people have experimented with to make awesome communities and artwork showcases. Others have found a way to use the Wii U to make movies. Let’s add a new one to the list: using the Wii U for love. Here’s a…
By Patricia Hernandez Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
Free from the tyranny of Apple, the weirdo app Boyfriend Maker has landed on Android
By Holden Miller Published December 5, 2012 -
UncategorizedResident Evil 6’s New Onslaught, Predator and Survival Modes Coming First to Xbox 360 December 18th
Capcom’s getting ready to mutate the multiplayer experiences in its latest Resident Evil games, with modes that will have players hunting and battling each other in a variety of different ways. From the press release: Available for two to six players, in Predator one player takes on the role of the Ustanak, the fearsome B.O.W.…
By Evan Narcisse Published December 5, 2012 - Uncategorized
The Google Play Store is a Mess. Hooked Can Help.
With hundreds of thousands of games to choose from and few organization options, Google Play isn’t the friendliest place to find something to play. It’s easy to get lost in the ever-growing sea of Android apps. Game discovery app Hooked is Google Play’s lighthouse. There are a bunch of game discovery apps for Google Play,…
By Mike Fahey Published December 5, 2012