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UncategorizedFrozen, Done In The Style of Call of Duty Videos
Even beloved Frozen can lend itself to the Call of Duty montage style, provided few key changes—namely, adding dubsteb, obnoxious cuts, horns, and silly text. The result of the transformation is hilarious, as this video made by MemeMaster420 shows. I appreciate that it doesn’t just make some bad Doritos joke either—instead, it also incorporates jokes…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedNew Battlefield Game’s Footage Leaks. It Has POLICE BIKES.
YouTube user Freddy Dance has posted what he claims to be footage from a beta for the upcoming Battlefield: Hardline. You know. The Battlefield game with cops in it. This is the second clip to have leaked from the game, the first being an early trailer that was six months old. This is obviously much…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
Valve’s VR Headset Looks (And Sounds) Really Cool
Oculus isn’t the only virtual reality headset in town. Valve has been working on its own VR unit, and t’s come a long way since we first saw it back in 2012. Back then, it was as prototype as a prototype unit could get. Fast forward to 2014 and it’s looking a lot more polished.…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedGrown Man Impersonates 151 Pokémon
Brock Baker is a man of many voices. In this case 151 of them. Like the dude says, he doesn’t exactly fit the demographic of an actual Pokemon voice actor, so it’s quite the achievement. If you want to see more of Brock’s work, here’s a compilation of Simpsons characters he took a swing at…
By Luke Plunkett Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedHearthstone Can Be Cruel
When you replace some of the cards in your hand at the start of a Hearthstone match, you expect new cards. What are the chances that you get pretty much the exact same hand back, you think? Well, it happened to at least one guy who goes by the handle Scolarion. Granted, what he gets…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
Mortal Kombat X Wishlist
There’s a newMortal Kombat? Cool. I’ve invited a handful of Mortal Kombat fans for a chat about what they’d like to see in the newly-announced Mortal Kombat X. They’re hashing it out below. Note: I’m using this post, in part, to test a new “invitation” system that lets us automatically feature certain people’s comments. The…
By Stephen Totilo Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedButt Animations Have Gone Too Far
Those playing through WildStar, the new science fiction MMO by Carbine Studios, might’ve noticed something a little, err, lively about the way certain character’s butts sway. Spotted this weekend by game critic Rowan Kaiser, it seems the walking animations for the Mordesh (which are space zombies in WildStar) are quite the thing to behold: Here’s…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 2, 2014 - Culture
The Most Disgusting Oreos I’ve Ever Tasted
You’re looking at an extreme close-up of the horrid goo smushed between the vanilla cookies of the Limited Edition Fruit Punch Oreos. It looks like meat paste. Meat paste would probably taste better. This is now a Snacktaku review of the Limited Edition Fruit Punch Oreos — this is a cautionary tale. See this package?…
By Mike Fahey Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
Surviving The Forest, The Hottest Game On Steam Right Now
Let me tell you a little story about my adventure trying to stay alive in The Forest, a fantastic new open world survival game that is currently the top-selling game on Steam. This isn’t a happy tale, but I hope it gives you a good sense of what playing The Forest is like. Note that…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedLet Console Gamers Choose Between Frame Rate And Resolution
We once asked our readers which they felt more strongly about, a speedy frame rate or a higher video resolution. The results were mixed — mixed enough that it makes absolutely no sense that console gamers aren’t allowed even a fraction of the control over video settings that PC gamers are. This is one of…
By Mike Fahey Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedSome Players Are Hunting Down Minorities In Watch Dogs
Ubisoft’s latest open world game, Watch Dogs, lets players assume the role of a hacker named Aiden Pearce. Pearce uses a cellphone app to learn more about the strangers roaming Watch Dogs’ version of Chicago—and some players are using this information to kill digital minorities. If you’ve seen screenshots or footage of Watch Dogs, then…
By Patricia Hernandez Published June 2, 2014 - Esports
Top League Of Legends Pros Suspended, Kicked Off Team For Being Jerks
Two top League of Legends players have been banned from competitive play for six months because of “extremely toxic behavior.” Shortly after the ruling came down from League developer and publisher Riot Games, the players’ team also removed them from their roster. The two players in question were both members of the European team Ninjas…
By Yannick LeJacq Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
50% Blizzard Sale, $10 Vita Games, Xbox Cash, SONOS With Free Bonuses
If you need to catch up on some recent Blizzard hits, Amazon today is taking 50% off select titles, including Diablo III (on PC and last-gen consoles), World of Warcraft, and Starcraft II. [Blizzard Sale] Vita owners will definitely want to check out Best Buy today, where a number of titles are on sale for…
By Shep McAllister Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
One Year Later, Did Microsoft Keep Their E3 2013 Promises?
E3 is a-comin’. Next week, great gaming companies will take to the stage to show off all kinds of games and make all kinds of promises, as they did in the past. Like last year, for example. Let’s look at what Microsoft told us at their 2013 briefing. After the somewhat unfocused reveal of the…
By András Neltz Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedJohn Oliver Wants To Harness The Power Of Internet Trolls
Yesterday on Last Week Tonight, John Oliver gave an excellent explanation of why you shouldn’t trust Comcast, no matter what they say. He also realized that the solution to the problem resides in the comments sections of every website on the internet. If you aren’t familiar with the issue, net neutrality is the idea that…
By Steve Marinconz Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
Twitch’s E3 Schedule Is Full Of Juicy Teasers
Let’s take a look at Twitch’s full streaming schedule for E3 2014. I’ve annotated the bits I find particularly interesting. Monday 6/9 PT 9:30am – Xbox E3 2014 Media Briefing 11:00am – Xbox E3 2014 Media Briefing Post show 11:30pm – Hotline Miami 2 (Dennaton Games/Devolver Digital) 12:00pm – EA World Premiere: E3 2014 Preview…
By Jason Schreier Published June 2, 2014 -
UncategorizedThe Explanation Behind Sonic’s New Look
About three weeks ago in a hotel in Los Angeles, I got to play four levels of the upcoming Sonic Boom. It felt like good family fun: fairly easy combat, some trickier platforming, and a little bit of that iconic Sonic speedrunning through rings. You can watch Game Front’s footage of what I played on…
By Tina Amini Published June 2, 2014 - Uncategorized
Watch Dogs Bug Leaves Some Players Unable To Load Saves
A number of Watch Dogs players are reporting a major bug that has prevented them from loading save games in the open-world game, which Ubisoft released for PC and consoles last week. The bug, which may or may not be related to the uPlay issues that popped up during launch, appears to make some players’…
By Jason Schreier Published June 2, 2014